Destroy all phones: Portable GSM phone jammer

Want to know why I don’t got to the movies anymore? Because consistently and without fail all the times I’ve gone in the past two years I’ve sat behind or in front of — always very near — people talking on the phone. Seriously. So in leiu of throwing Junior Mints at them, I suspect I’ll just get this portable phone jammer for $166 and cut them off at the source.

I don’t suggest buying this because it is illegal in the USA and I personally don’t like the idea of someone jamming my cell phone in case of an emergency! You can buy it in Japan.